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Friday, 29 August 2025

High Speed Hangover Patreon Exclusive - Fake London

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There is a place—a shadowy northern outpost—that dares to steal its name from the greatest city on Earth. A place with no Big Ben, no mighty Thames, no fog-drenched alleyways echoing with the footsteps of history. Instead, it offers strip malls, frozen parking lots, and a river so forgettable it might as well be a drainage ditch. This place is London, Ontario—the imposter London. The counterfeit capital. The city that looked at the majesty of Westminster and said, “Yeah, but what if it had more Tim Hortons?”

Legend has it that this false London is a realm of darkness and despair, where shrivelled rejects of humanity cower in earthen bunkers, hiding from the light and the shame of their stolen name. But beneath the frostbitten surface, something stirs. Music. Defiance. A strange, stubborn beauty. In this episode, we descend into the depths of the northern pretender—not to mock, but to understand. To hear the voices of those who dwell in the shadow of a name too grand for their skyline. This is Fake London Calling—and the truth is louder than you think.

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